Cucumbers *Please Read Description Before Buying


This is an ancient sculpture from a cave in Borneo, that proves that cats knew about Norman Rockwell, long before Saturdays or evening posts were a thing. The sleigh is in the shape of a golden swan, symbolizing the Gods chariot as they chart the universe on a cloud, carrying the light of the Universe and a basket of fresh baked goodies in warm clothing. For they are feline Gods and do not require breathing apparatus in the vacuum of space, they must dress appropriately because it’s too cold for cucumbers.

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